Bob.


By Kazuya Isabel and Chloe and Poppy





Once upon a time in nowheresville there is a zoo called shih tzu zoo and next to the zoo lives a zoo janitor called Bob. Bob is an amazing baseball player but he is very grumpy. No one really knows why many people say that Bob is either a very weird person or he doesn't get enough sleep. Some suspect that Bob is not happy working at the zoo because he wants to be a world championship Baseball player but anyway let's get on to the story. It was a cloudy old day and Bob woke up with a headache. “I need something to do”. So he strolled towards the monkey cage where the monkeys were having breakfast and Bob chucked them a bat. The monkeys were confused but they decided to just swing it around and hit the bars on the cage. Obviously this was not what Bob wanted them to do intentionally. So he decided to teach them how to play baseball. The monkeys first thought that it was very stupid seeing a man that works in a zoo teaching monkeys how to play Basebal. It took quite a few knocks to the head for Bob just to teach them how to properly hold a bat. After a few hours and a few swings to the head, Bob finally got the monkeys to hold the bat without getting a blow to the head. As you can imagine as Bob was teaching these monkeys how to play baseball he had to do some other jobs. There was an idea of him trying to teach the hippo’s how to synchronise dive but that immediately went off the list as it would cause certain death. So he decided to meet Leo the Lion (not a good idea anyway). “LEO WHERE ARE YA” Bob called. Leo almost knocked the poor man over as the Lion jumped on top of him. “LEO YOU YOU, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL YOU BUT YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY”. Yelled Bob. Leo sat down and waited for his master's instructions. Bob chucked a few pieces of meat and the lion viciously ate it. After Bob decided to go back to the monkey cage and there he saw Baby Monkey smacking his mother with the bat! Bob saw this and he thought for a second. The mum did not look very disturbed but he decided to go in anyway. The baby monkey would not let go of the bat and Bob got another (can you believe this) knock to the head. “How is the mum not even bothered,” said Bob. After a few minutes Bob managed to wrestle the bat off the baby monkey and it was not pleased. Bob got back to work and he managed to keep on teaching the original monkey that he taught how to hold the bat to swing it (not the brightest idea ever). Luckily only the vicious baby monkey got injured! It was time for bed now and Bob decided to call it a night at Shih Tzu Zoo. It did not take long for Bob to fall asleep but he only got a few hours until he heard smashing on his roof. He looked out and it was the baby monkey wanting to get revenge. Bob was really not bothered because he had insurance and he thought that if that monkey does not keep its fists to itself than it's probably going to have a rough night sleeping. “AEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH” screamed the monkey. “BE QUIET!” yelled Bob. Soon after the feud was over, Bob finally got to sleep. . .


(1 hour later)


“Wha-what the heck”
Bob said as a kookaburra is trying to eat his tongue, mistaking it for a worm.`


Bob scared the bird away. “Heck I am already tired of this place” said Bob angrily. Bob did not sleep well last night because of the naughty rebel baby monkey. First of all Bob decided enough is enough and he decided it was time to resign.





Bob called in a nice young lad who was very passionate about the animals and his name was Kevin. “ I will look afetr them I promise” he said. Bob was not really sure if he should wish him good luck or not but he decided to just do a simple hand shake. “Alright, well im off, Bye” he said. “Ok bye” said Kevin.





So that was the end of Bob’s zoo career and you are probably wondering what happened to him after, well, Bob has officially become a baseball player and he followed his actual dreams and he became a world championship baseball player. As for the animals all of them have been fattened up by Kevin as he spoils them rotten. So thats the end of our tale hope you enjoyed.

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in class we had to write a news paper article and in the news article we had to put the words that were on the board, our story is called gas station brings tragedy.

Title - Digestive System Report

Your digestive system starts with your saliva going into your mouth. Then you put the food into your mouth and your saliva mixes in with the food. While you chew the food your saliva starts to break the food up into little pieces and your teeth break it down further for you to swallow.





The food you swallow goes down your throat then your oesophagus pushes your food down into your stomach. Then your food sits in your stomach and gets swished around with your stomach acid to get turned into liquid so it’s easier to digest and go down your intestines.





Your food sits in your stomach and small intestine for 6-8 hours. After that your food passes through the small intestine and your big intestine then gets through your anus, but first your energy goes in to your body and then the rest goes into the toilet.




So I know if I eat food it has to go through 10 steps before leaving my body. Also your small intestine is 20 feet and 1 inch long, and your big intestine is 5 feet and 3 inches long which is the same as 2X tane mahuta the tree in width.